As an elite volleyball coach with extensive international playing experience on the US National team, an American indoor and beach pro in Italy and a former FIVB ranked pro beach player, I understand the nuances of the game inside and out...
I also am a deep thinker, world traveller and have an outside-the-box wicked sense of humor.
I made the word "ball" plural so the reader would have to say "balls" instead of the word "ball" when explaining the definition of a particular term.
Let's see if you can read the "new" definition of some of these terms without breaking into a laugh.
I've lost count of how many teams I've played on since high school but I can tell you I've interacted with thousands of volleyball players in locker rooms all over the world and part of what makes volleyball such a unique team sport is the constant back-and-forth banter between teammates...
Players come up with funny ways to describe how a ball was hit, how they landed on the court while trying to chase down a dig, how loud the coach was when he or she yelled at a player committing an unforced error and new ways to describe how funny teammates are when they made a mistake.
For players searching for a fresh way to show their sense of humor to teammates and friends about their sport with pride and personality, one of my collections in my Volleybragswag line delivers volleyball tee shirt designs as deliciously wicked and uniquely funny as the genius mind that created them. That would me!
Volleybragswag isn't your typical punny t-shirt line.
I created each line in the collection to give an insider's perspective, translating the shorthand language used on the volleyball court into laugh-out-loud definitions that only a true student of the game could conceive and understand.
e unique text-based designs feature the slang term boldly displayed, followed by its part of speech in parentheses (noun/verb), then the hilarious definition, like:
Printed in a classic black or white block font, these designs pop off the variety of colored tee options, including red, mustard yellow, heather prism lilac, white, aqua, purple, lilac, violet and black...
From the bench-warming rookie to the Olympic gold medalist, every player will appreciate the wit and cleverness behind shirts like:
What happens in the locker room, stays in the locker room - unless you're rocking a Volleybragswag tee, that is. This collection translates some of the most outrageous locker room one-liners into wearable art, like:
Every volleyball player knows the unique struggles that come with learning how to be good at this sport.
Players learn that the biggest part of becoming a successful volleyball player is knowing how to reduce your unforced errors in a match which are silly errors that a player commits by themselves like stepping on the service line (foot fault) or committing a setting error by setting the ball over the net (overset) instead of to the intended target as much as possible.
From foot faults to oversets to shanks, Volleybragswag has a shirt that captures the agony of committing an unforced error on the court like:
Before every game there's a choreographed warmup period, right? Since a good warmup routine is essential for a great volleyball performance, Volleybragswag puts a cheeky spin on classic warm up drills with shirts proclaiming:
Let these designs be a reminder to stay loose - and have some fun while you're at it.
With tons of fresh, original slang term definitions and more being added all the time, Volleybragswag is a one-of-a-kind collection for those who live and breathe this sport.
Clever, authentic, and undeniably volleyball.
For players searching for a fresh way to rep their sport with pride and personality, Volleybragswag delivers designs as unique as the elite mind that created them. Clever, edgy, and undeniably volleyball, these are the tees your squad has been waiting for.
Check out more Volleybragswag volleyball tee shirt designs:
-DOUBLE (noun) When You Touch Your Balls Twi-4 Contacts (noun) When Too Many People Touch Your Balls
-GATOR (noun) When You Clamp Down On Both Your Balls With Two Hands
-J STROKE (verb) When You Scoop Your Balls Up To keep Them off The Floor in Defense
-SWIPE (verb) When You Wipe Your Balls On Someone Else's Hands
-SIDEOUT - How To Get Your Balls Back
-SHANK When You Can't Control Your Balls
-Pepper - How To Warm Up Your Balls Before A Match
DOWN BALL When You Can Hit Your Balls Without Jumping
CHESTER When Your Balls Hit Your Chest Before Your Hands Do Volleyball Shirt,
FOOT FAULT When You Lose Your Balls After Stepping on the Wrong Line Volleyball Shirt,
OVERSET When You Push Your Balls Too Far Over The Net Volleyball Shirt,
SWIPE When You Wipe Your Balls On Someone Else's Hand Volleyball Shirt,
PANCAKE-When Your Balls Bounce Off Your Hand Instead Of Off The Floor,
LOLLIPOP - When you Serve Up Your Balls Too Easily,
CUTTY-When You Cup The Side Of Your Balls Before Pushing Them Cross Court
TOOL- When You're Not The Last One To Touch Your Balls,
NAIL-When You Pass Your Balls To The Target,
CAMPFIRE (Noun) When Your Balls Drop In The Middle Of The Court
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